Category Archives: Celebs

Nikki’s Best Dance Crew: SoReal Cru

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I was watching the casting special of America’s Best Dance Crew and I have to say the best crew so far, in my opinion, is the SoReal Cru from the South. The worst? Sass x7, who claims they aren’t cheerleaders but did a toe-touch during their routine. Puh-lease!!! I was really hoping Randy Jackson would actually watch the show and fire Lil Mama for her stupid and useless commentary, but he didn’t. I’m a little upset about that (and you should be too), but this will cheer you up.

*Update: MTV stinks, no just kidding. But, they did pull a lot of SoReal Cru’s videos off of YouTube.
No fretting though, MTV has plenty of videos on their website. Click here.

“The Square Root of 3” as performed by Kumar

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This is a poem recited by Kumar in the movie Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay
I am unsure of the real author.

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

The nastiest weave I have EVER seen

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I decided to watch Charm School the other night and I was right, the show was pretty stupid. Only Mo’nique would take Flava Flav’s rejects and put them up in a “school” where they learn to be ‘classy‘. Bullcrap. It seems like they aren’t even learning anything. They’re all still mean to each other.

As for Hottie, damn. That weave looks so bad. And, it’s excessively long. Like, WTF? She wants to be like the African American version of Rapunzel. Her eyes are so bulgy, maybe she can’t see that her hair so jacked up.

Hottie with Nasty Weave

Watch a sneak peek of her new music video to “My Man, My Mansion, My Money” on Dlisted.com — as if she has any of those things

Visit her Myspace — where she refers to herself as Money Banks, formerly known as Hottie. Girl, you know you ain’t one, but you will be always called that.

Buy her single — you are suppose to be able to buy her single from there, but I didn’t check it out because the song is a piece of crap. Maybe you want it though =)

But, hey… you can’t hate the girl for trying to make something of herself.

Now you know I love Lil` Wayne, but…

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Lil Wayne and Babe Laughing

So Lil Wayne put out some new mixtapes where he addresses the fact that he does kiss Baby on the mouth. Previous article and pics here. What’s crazy is, that even when people saw those first pics of them kissing, people still listened to his music. Now, you know if 50 Cent were to kiss Lloyd Banks in the mouth — I think their careers would be over faster than they could say g-g-g-g-g-g-unit, not that they don’t already deserve to be. But, watch the video. Short and sweet, but funny as heck.

Click here to watch the video. (Sorry, can’t embed flash files.)

Thanks A Hot Mess.
Thanks Inciting A Riot.