“The Square Root of 3” as performed by Kumar

This is a poem recited by Kumar in the movie Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay
I am unsure of the real author.

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

An nine year old’s YouTube profile

Nikkirosety knows me. Im really bored at this time. I love nigahiga videos. I have japanese friends. and this may be really boring. but i got 3 words for ya. I Dont Care. I go on club penguin all the time.my name is mary rose 10 on club penguin if you see me its your lucky day! well not really. If you want to email me my email adress is honeymayty@yahoo.com

That is my niece Mary Rose’s [Nikki Rose, you get it?] profile description on YouTube. Oh my darn… it makes me laugh. Especially the “I Dont Care” part. I can’t believe she is only nine! I am not able to see her, so the only place we connect is online. My brother Eric, her dad, is stationed in Japan and they have been living there for about two years. The entire family, including her Mom and baby sister, probably won’t be back until two years from now, possibly longer! =( Totally sucks, but life is life.

See you soon, my rosey posey!

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

For Prentyce’s 21st birthday, I threw him a surprise party. It was super fun and all the best friends came and stayed to hang. We ate, played games, and sang happy birthday. But, the funnest part was karaoke!

I didn’t think Jeremy would even do one song, but he did quite a few. This is his first and best song. He actually scored the highest out of everyone. This is a first of my karaoke series.

Thanks again to everyone that came to celebrate. And no worries, your karaoke video will be on YouTube soon too! =) Haha!